Monday, November 28, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards a newsstand near you?
(Color by Brad)
The Sassy Nibbler's here, and Kitty Fluff's got him! Plus, War and Fleas! Spittoon's Unprecedented Invention! The Horror of Mr. Woolly Worm! The Return of Trylon and Perisphere! Escape from Satan's Sandbox! All brought to you by delicious CHLURM, the breakfast in a bucket! NOBLE HEAD FUNNIES #6 is the ONLY comic with multiple layers of mirth, forming a veritable lasagna of laughter! Reserve your copy now, before they all tumble into laps of luxury!
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
The Great Communicator
Biclostemes is known around the office as "The Great Communicator."
He is always able to get the point across to visiting dignitaries.
Even Men from Mars understand the language that he speaks. Their dogs, too.
If he'd been around at the Tower of Babel we'd all be unified today.
He is always able to get the point across to visiting dignitaries.
Even Men from Mars understand the language that he speaks. Their dogs, too.
If he'd been around at the Tower of Babel we'd all be unified today.
Labels:
Martian Dog,
The Great Communicator,
Tower of Babel
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Lars Van Stook
We always took Lars Van Stook seriously while under the shadow of his great brow.
But--
When he was in the next county--
Our natural independence asserted itself. Why should we cowtow to Lars merely because, due to some freak of nature, he had been born with an overhang in the cranium department?
We decided to trip him up with a stretched rope.
Upside down, Lars Van Stook no longer seemed at all threatening, and we set about removing his brains with melon scoops.
Lars, bereft of his thinking equipment, has now found true happiness and contentment as a canoe.
And as for us--
Life is one long camping holiday!
But--
When he was in the next county--
Our natural independence asserted itself. Why should we cowtow to Lars merely because, due to some freak of nature, he had been born with an overhang in the cranium department?
We decided to trip him up with a stretched rope.
Upside down, Lars Van Stook no longer seemed at all threatening, and we set about removing his brains with melon scoops.
Lars, bereft of his thinking equipment, has now found true happiness and contentment as a canoe.
And as for us--
Life is one long camping holiday!
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
A Limerick (dedicated to Maximum Traffic)
There once was a fellow named Traffic,
who ran with a crowd most riffraffic,
until one day a hex
was affixed to their necks,
and left them completely giraffic.
who ran with a crowd most riffraffic,
until one day a hex
was affixed to their necks,
and left them completely giraffic.
Labels:
juvenile delinquents,
limericks,
Maximum Traffic,
wizard
A Confession
I broke into a ruined gatehouse in Tarzana, the only extant structure on the Edgar Rich Burroughs ranch.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
NHF #5: The Critics Rave! "Neutral!" "Inoffensive!"
"Unfortunately, the Sunday Comics-style humor is a totally neutral and inoffensive brand of comedy; it’s just not that clever or funny."
Oh, well. Maybe #6 is better.
Oh, well. Maybe #6 is better.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Mr. Police Building
Friday, May 13, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Spider Cow!
Friday, January 21, 2011
What is John Brown's problem?
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Noble Head Funnies #5 is now in print!
The fifth fun-tabulicious issue of Noble Head Funnies is now in print!
Mr. Kitty Fluff 's Medicine Show is traversing American Space and Time. Black Rayed Sun, Spittoon of Hidden Delights, and the Nobility Boys are along for the ride. John Brown, Confucius, and the Battle Terrapins make their first appearances. An old nemesis returns. Life gets Keelerian for the gang!
Plus, cigars, hot wings, black squares, and Goat Gland Baseball! Plus, the fourth installment of our serialized epic, WAR AND FLEAS!
Noble Head Funnies will make you as merry as old Potiphar among the inlets gay. Break out the Hadacol and start a-readin'!
It should soon be available at:
http://fanaticpress.com/
http://poopsheet.ecrater.com/
You can also get a copy from me. Inquire within.
[Special thanks to Allen Freeman, Brad W. Foster, and Richard Polt.]
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