Still no publisher; write if you know a publisher.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards a newsstand near you?




(Color by Brad)
The Sassy Nibbler's here, and Kitty Fluff's got him! Plus, War and Fleas! Spittoon's Unprecedented Invention! The Horror of Mr. Woolly Worm! The Return of Trylon and Perisphere! Escape from Satan's Sandbox! All brought to you by delicious CHLURM, the breakfast in a bucket! NOBLE HEAD FUNNIES #6 is the ONLY comic with multiple layers of mirth, forming a veritable lasagna of laughter! Reserve your copy now, before they all tumble into laps of luxury!
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
The Great Communicator
Biclostemes is known around the office as "The Great Communicator."

He is always able to get the point across to visiting dignitaries.

Even Men from Mars understand the language that he speaks. Their dogs, too.

If he'd been around at the Tower of Babel we'd all be unified today.

He is always able to get the point across to visiting dignitaries.

Even Men from Mars understand the language that he speaks. Their dogs, too.
If he'd been around at the Tower of Babel we'd all be unified today.
Labels:
Martian Dog,
The Great Communicator,
Tower of Babel
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Lars Van Stook
We always took Lars Van Stook seriously while under the shadow of his great brow.
But--
When he was in the next county--

Our natural independence asserted itself. Why should we cowtow to Lars merely because, due to some freak of nature, he had been born with an overhang in the cranium department?
We decided to trip him up with a stretched rope.

Upside down, Lars Van Stook no longer seemed at all threatening, and we set about removing his brains with melon scoops.

Lars, bereft of his thinking equipment, has now found true happiness and contentment as a canoe.
And as for us--
Life is one long camping holiday!
But--
When he was in the next county--
Our natural independence asserted itself. Why should we cowtow to Lars merely because, due to some freak of nature, he had been born with an overhang in the cranium department?
We decided to trip him up with a stretched rope.
Upside down, Lars Van Stook no longer seemed at all threatening, and we set about removing his brains with melon scoops.
Lars, bereft of his thinking equipment, has now found true happiness and contentment as a canoe.
And as for us--
Life is one long camping holiday!
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
A Limerick (dedicated to Maximum Traffic)
There once was a fellow named Traffic,

who ran with a crowd most riffraffic,

until one day a hex
was affixed to their necks,

and left them completely giraffic.

who ran with a crowd most riffraffic,

until one day a hex
was affixed to their necks,

and left them completely giraffic.

Labels:
juvenile delinquents,
limericks,
Maximum Traffic,
wizard
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