A Limerick (dedicated to Maximum Traffic)

There once was a fellow named Traffic,


who ran with a crowd most riffraffic,


until one day a hex
was affixed to their necks,


and left them completely giraffic.

A Confession

I broke into a ruined gatehouse in Tarzana, the only extant structure on the Edgar Rich Burroughs ranch.

NHF #5: The Critics Rave! "Neutral!" "Inoffensive!"

"Unfortunately, the Sunday Comics-style humor is a totally neutral and inoffensive brand of comedy; it’s just not that clever or funny."

Oh, well. Maybe #6 is better.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards a newsstand near you?

by Brad and Edward

Kitty Fluff Sings Dylan (Happy 70th Birthday)

Mr. Police Building

A scale model of Mr. Police Building, the famous cartoon character, who graces "Noble Head Funnies" #1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 with his august presence.

Spittoon's Invention