can scarcely fit upon the roads.

I never have to face this sorrow.
I have a miniature wheelborrow.

Others would grim fardels bear.
I swerve about without a care.
I slip tween chocolate and vanilla.

I slide twixt Charybdis and Scylla.

They say the road to Heaven's Gate
is very narrow and most strait.
But let it be however narrow,
it surely will accept my barrow.