Two bats went for a walk.
They came across three lollipops!
"I should get two lollipops," said the large bat, "for I am five days your senior."
"No, I should get two lollipops," said the small bat, "for my first name begins with the letter M."
How did the two bats divide the three lollipops evenly?
They made lollipop sauce--and so can you!