Spider Cow!

Spider Cow! Spider Cow!
Knows how to do what a spider knows how.

Is she strong? Listen, Bud!
She chews radioactive cud!

[Excerpt from "The Monkey and the Ghost Ship," by Chad and Edward]

Even though the pirates were old enough to know better, they drank and smoked to the point of folly.

They drank horrible pirate ales, wormy tequilas, dirty rums, and toxic vodkas from the Black Sea.

These men would take the fermented juices of any spoiled thing and slurp it from a bottle.

They drank until they vomited, and then they drank some more. Anything they couldn't drink, they smoked.

What is John Brown's problem?

Find out in NOBLE HEAD FUNNIES #5!

Mr. Kitty Fluff says, "If this issue isn't 32 pages of unmitigated delight and hilarity, I'll devour my sombrero and vomit the dingly balls."

Noble Head Funnies #5 is now in print!

The fifth fun-tabulicious issue of Noble Head Funnies is now in print!

Mr. Kitty Fluff 's Medicine Show is traversing American Space and Time. Black Rayed Sun, Spittoon of Hidden Delights, and the Nobility Boys are along for the ride. John Brown, Confucius, and the Battle Terrapins make their first appearances. An old nemesis returns. Life gets Keelerian for the gang!

Plus, cigars, hot wings, black squares, and Goat Gland Baseball! Plus, the fourth installment of our serialized epic, WAR AND FLEAS!

Noble Head Funnies will make you as merry as old Potiphar among the inlets gay. Break out the Hadacol and start a-readin'!

It should soon be available at:

http://fanaticpress.com/

http://poopsheet.ecrater.com/

You can also get a copy from me. Inquire within.

[Special thanks to Allen Freeman, Brad W. Foster, and Richard Polt.]